Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Mari Belajar Install Software Menarik!


Saje jer nak share nie. HAHAHAHA....so damned funny...

para isteri di luar sana, di alu2kan untuk baca..just for fun..=)


A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _________ _________


Reply:

DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!


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thanks Kak Na for posting this in facebook

bubye
ami

5 comments:

Alexi said...

Nice program...the person who wrote this must be very creative..hehehehe

Kojack de Alloohaa said...

loh..!! so smart..hahahah

Mr. and Mrs. Mokhsin said...

hmm.....luckily la I tak install programm Husband 1.0 nih...sb I dah ada Husband 4.0 ....to Miss Ami..leh bajar ngan saya mcm mana saya dapat dan bulih install program nih.

steven said...

Really great ideas. I like every example. Just might have to try these... So cute! Thank you!
more templates easy to download

fatien adibah said...

haha..so funny!!muahaha..xtahan i nk gelak woo..haha